Cora’s Day in the Life

Hey guyz. It’s Cora, obviously the best looking one of this family.

I’m taking over mom’s blog today because, well, I wanna and I’m sick of chewing onย this yellow bone thingy for right now.

Ever wonder what it’s like to be a golden retriever puppy? It’s hard work, ya know! P.S you follow me on Insta, right?ย Of course you do… you’d be silly not to.

Cora the Golden Explorer Day in the Life
3 AM: WHOA SOMEONE’S UP … oh, she’s just going to the bathroom. Back to sleep.

5 AM: HOLY H*CKIN’ BOB, I HEAR SOMEONE OMG THIS IS THE BEST TIME OF DAY EVER LET ME OUT OF THIS CAGEEEE

5:05 AM: Okay, for real Dad… what the h*ck you doing LET ME OUT

5:06 AM: OMGHIDADIMISSEDYOUOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I have to pee

5:30 AM: TIME TO EAT OMGOMGOMGOMGOOMG HURRY UP

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Cora the Golden Explorer Day in the Life
6:30 AM: HOLY H*ECK MOM IS UP OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG LEMME SHOW YOU THIS TOY!

Cora the Golden Explorer Day in the Life
7:30 AM: Why are you putting me in this crate… no… no… NO I DON’T WANNA (insert puppy eyes here)

7:31 AM: Oh wait, you’re giving me treats OKAY BAI

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Cora the Golden Explorer Day in the Life
10 AM: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG SOMEONE IS COMING UP THE STAIRS HOLY H*ECK IT’S DAD OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I MISSED YOU SO MUCH LET ME OUT

10-11 AM: Dad wrestles with me and throws my ball down the hall with me for awhile. I follow him everywhere (for some reason he won’t let me in this one room with the drinking bowl – something about a toilet) and then …

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Cora the Golden Explorer Day in the Life
12:30 PM: Dad says the “H” word (editor’s note: hungry) and OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG PLZ GIMME FOODS OKAY I’LL WAIT HERE OMGOMGOMG.

1 PM: Dad says the “O” word (editor’s note: outside) HOLY H*CK LOOK AT ALL THESE STICKS AND WHOA ANOTHER DOG THAT LOOKS LIKE ME… what is it… NOPE I’M AFRAID … Okay, I’m good … NOPE I’M AFRAID … Okay … TOO AFRAID MUST GO

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4 PM: Walk timeeeeee …. MOAR STICKS

Cora the Golden Explorer Day in the Life
4:15 PM: Ughhhh why do you always leave me (Insert puppy eyes here) … dangit, those don’t work as well with Dad.

4:45 PM: SOMEONE IS COMING UP THE STAIRS OMG I’VE BEEN ALONE SO LONG

MOM OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG LET ME OUT LET ME SHOW YOU THIS TOY OMGOMGOMG I MUST SIT IN YOUR LAP SO YOU DO NOT LEAVE

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6 PM: “H” word again!!!! This is the BEST.

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Cora the Golden Explorer Day in the Life7:30 PM: Whoa, Mom’s getting up! NO DO NOT LEAVE ME AGA… oh, you’re just going in the toilet bowl room. Mom lets me go in the toilet bowl room with her and sometimes I help her in the big scary waterfall thing, but then my head gets all wet.

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8:30 PM: HOLY H*CKIN’ BOB, SOMEONE IS COMING UP THE STAIRS OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG WHO COULD IT BE

IT’S DAD OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

8:30-9 PM: Must help Dad wif all the things …

Cora the Golden Explorer Day in the Life9 PM: OH, Mom and Dad are on the couch, hmm… I’ll just squeeze myself in there … purfect.

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10:30 PM: Whaatttt is happening? Dad’s picking me up? In the crate time? Oh, sleeps… my nice warm bed is in here… Okay, night. Turn off dat light plz.


Must be hard being a beautiful little pup, huh? ๐Ÿ™‚ย 

 

8 comments

  1. Krista T says:

    I LOVE it! thanks for a chuckle! Especially after my needy (his perception is that I DON’T give him enough attention) dog was a knuckle head, yesterday. If my 15 month old daughter got up from my lap, he would smoosh his 50# body into my lap. Then, after, peacefully sleeping for 1.5 hours, he decides to get up and bark endlessly at………..NOTHING. Sigh, it’s a good thing they are cute!

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