Hey guyz. It’s Cora, obviously the best looking one of this family.
I’m taking over mom’s blog today because, well, I wanna and I’m sick of chewing on this yellow bone thingy for right now.
Ever wonder what it’s like to be a golden retriever puppy? It’s hard work, ya know! P.S you follow me on Insta, right? Of course you do… you’d be silly not to.
3 AM: WHOA SOMEONE’S UP … oh, she’s just going to the bathroom. Back to sleep.
5 AM: HOLY H*CKIN’ BOB, I HEAR SOMEONE OMG THIS IS THE BEST TIME OF DAY EVER LET ME OUT OF THIS CAGEEEE
5:05 AM: Okay, for real Dad… what the h*ck you doing LET ME OUT
5:06 AM: OMGHIDADIMISSEDYOUOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I have to pee
5:30 AM: TIME TO EAT OMGOMGOMGOMGOOMG HURRY UP
6:30 AM: HOLY H*ECK MOM IS UP OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG LEMME SHOW YOU THIS TOY!
7:30 AM: Why are you putting me in this crate… no… no… NO I DON’T WANNA (insert puppy eyes here)
7:31 AM: Oh wait, you’re giving me treats OKAY BAI
10 AM: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG SOMEONE IS COMING UP THE STAIRS HOLY H*ECK IT’S DAD OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I MISSED YOU SO MUCH LET ME OUT
10-11 AM: Dad wrestles with me and throws my ball down the hall with me for awhile. I follow him everywhere (for some reason he won’t let me in this one room with the drinking bowl – something about a toilet) and then …
12:30 PM: Dad says the “H” word (editor’s note: hungry) and OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG PLZ GIMME FOODS OKAY I’LL WAIT HERE OMGOMGOMG.
1 PM: Dad says the “O” word (editor’s note: outside) HOLY H*CK LOOK AT ALL THESE STICKS AND WHOA ANOTHER DOG THAT LOOKS LIKE ME… what is it… NOPE I’M AFRAID … Okay, I’m good … NOPE I’M AFRAID … Okay … TOO AFRAID MUST GO
4 PM: Walk timeeeeee …. MOAR STICKS
4:15 PM: Ughhhh why do you always leave me (Insert puppy eyes here) … dangit, those don’t work as well with Dad.
4:45 PM: SOMEONE IS COMING UP THE STAIRS OMG I’VE BEEN ALONE SO LONG
MOM OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG LET ME OUT LET ME SHOW YOU THIS TOY OMGOMGOMG I MUST SIT IN YOUR LAP SO YOU DO NOT LEAVE
6 PM: “H” word again!!!! This is the BEST.
NAP (on top of mom – can’t be too careful or she’ll leave me AGAIN)
7:30 PM: Whoa, Mom’s getting up! NO DO NOT LEAVE ME AGA… oh, you’re just going in the toilet bowl room. Mom lets me go in the toilet bowl room with her and sometimes I help her in the big scary waterfall thing, but then my head gets all wet.
8:30 PM: HOLY H*CKIN’ BOB, SOMEONE IS COMING UP THE STAIRS OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG WHO COULD IT BE
IT’S DAD OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
8:30-9 PM: Must help Dad wif all the things …
9 PM: OH, Mom and Dad are on the couch, hmm… I’ll just squeeze myself in there … purfect.
10:30 PM: Whaatttt is happening? Dad’s picking me up? In the crate time? Oh, sleeps… my nice warm bed is in here… Okay, night. Turn off dat light plz.
Must be hard being a beautiful little pup, huh? 🙂